make me mrs peterpan.

wouldnt it be nice if your nose were ice cream!

the case of the little broken car. HAHA



went to ikea to get some wine glasses for the fac outing and cheresa came along and we took the wrong bus and got onto a lousy cab and got drenched in the rain and MARC MALONE YOU SHOULD TREAT HER BETTER and i love the ice cream at ikea 8)

hmm. what else do i love.

• fruit juice. 10o% NO preservatives or colouring.
• Mint chocolates. the thin thin kind.
• sushi with family. and james.
• shiny legs.
• pleasant suprises
• cloudy days
• VANILLAAAAA!!! ooo yummy.. vanilla perfume, vanilla candles, vanilla lip balm. vanilla boyfriend.

oh i rmb my vanilla fantasy..

8( i feel nostalgic reading my old freako blog. side track a little.. courtesy of 14 year old monica8)

"4)yong xian... shez such a bitch. but thats MISS Bitch to u.shez been my irritating lab partner, queen paranoia as my home econs sista, and the nervous lark in front of me during exams. u HAVE to love her. shez tt type of gurl hu keeps getting u to repeat the same jokes OVER and OVER again if she likes it. n she laffs realllllyy realllyy hard EVERYTIME..."

and now we dont even say hi. i rmb on valentines' day 2004 her letter was the only one which made me tear though 8)

hey cheresa! found this too! From me to your jello, with love. haha

"Oh! here're the 10 things u never knew u never knew bout monsieur jello.

1) yellow jello's actually the sticky stuff that slid off this old man called dominic mandini's throat. but no one's got the heart to tell him that. he thinks hez spermicide. get a life. spermicides r waaay cooler than u'll ever be ....
2) jello owes bobbAy 52 bucks. he used it to buy antennaes. he sez it makes him feel smarter. and he also told me not to tell anyone that he wiggles the antennaes evry nite hoping the tooth fairy would come visit him. he told bobbAy not to tell anyone. so im not gonna tell u.
3) Jello picks his ears for a living. the whole " i help out at the club for needy gigolos" story is a hoax.
..."

OO! and i found this too.
in 2003. here are the 6 things i said id do if i had 20 million bucks.

set up a mini animation company. for wat i dont noe
find myself a lil hut in the middle of a soooooper nice beach with yummy lkin water...and row my boat to get to schl evrydae. and just incase i get tired. id get a hunky slave to row my boat for me.
set up my own chocolate factory where they manufacuture exclusive spongebobsquarepants chocolate.
pay aaron carter to feed me my spongebobsquarepants chocolates.
buy my mom all the diamonds she wants.
get my dad MORE spongebobsquarepants and scoobydoo boxers.
buy half the shopping mall with a personal shopping bag carryin slave.
donate the rest of the money to deprived kids in 3rd world countries.

p/s..my slaves gotta be dipped in vanilla every morning."

I dont want a mini animation company and aaron carter anymore though. and i cant believe ive loved spongebob since 4EVA! he's my Rambo.

okay another one.. i was so crappppppppppppppE! i almost forgot.

Prices:24$ for a lifetime of jello-sults. how cool is that?anti-bobbAy members hu have realized the folly of their ways shall be taken under my wing n i, Reverend master IN, shall guide them on their road to nirvana, where they shall live in a tree. Only by living in a tree can one seek what one is seeking.

oh god.

i think i sounded like a totally different person. now i think nirvana can only be attained by meditating and starving yourself to death.

"i wish bush gave saddam tons of ecstasy, took some himself, drowned together in a room filled with bootylicious babes and partied all nite. then maybe they'd be great pals. WTF!!! nah. i just hope i finish this darn assignment well."

AWwwwww.and i found this too 8)

todae sumthing ultra sweet happened. i helped my brother and his buddy, huz also my cousin(different one) pass the levels in that dumbass game CRASH BANDICOOT. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAARRRR!!!! then they were soooo happy. my cousin was like. "WAAAHHHH!!!! jie jie swangyee ur sooo cool." and my bro was like "yea man!!! i love u jie jie!!!" which was soooper sweet coz my brother is the 2nd shyest wen i cums to saying he loves sumone. im the 1st. i think.anywae....yeah..so tt was sweet.but as for wat my kuz said, i cant trust him. hez always suckin up to me.( in that innocent way) one time i just got up from bed, my hair was wwwaaaayyy waaayy waaayyy messier than usual and i lked like sum sick carrot stick. but then tt kuz(gerald) was like " waaahhhhh!!!! u look sooo pretty jie jie swangyee." then im like" UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......." but i liked it. hehehehehehehehehehe. "

ono.. this wasnt meant to be so lONGG. goodnight.