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i really very absolutely really love spending time with my cousins. nevermind that our conversations dont get even remotely intelligent. and i think who i am with them is really who i really am - a joyous shameless idiot (:
<3
my bestest bestest BESTEST friends.
speaking of best friends! its time i put down in words the happiest things bout the day i turned 19.
started awesomepossum with elijah coming over to sunset way at 12 30am to play me the guitar, sing terribly (kidding!), and pass me lots of useless stuff (kidding again!).
then in the evening, it was off to rider's cafe to eat horses and their babies(kidding!!) w my favourite people. Blindfolded and at the absolute mercy of a few kinky barbarians, i got pomegranate stuffed into my mouth.
and many more.
then when i got home i got a text frm kimbobobo to go to our longforgotten BFF blog. it made me so darn stinkin touched YO!!!!(kidding.)
actually i was just very very touched. and very very miss-her-alot.
and and im so happy today i think i shall share w the www some sexy quotes from my sexy-quotes book.
Disclaimer: i did not buy the book, im still pure, and i do not get turned on by such shit. i just appreciate the wit.
Enjoy yall ;)
My ultimate fantasy i sot entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head, and say, "Make babies or die." - ruby wax
The gravity is very light today.
I have an erection as a result of that.
All males have erections on days like this. - Kurt Vonnegut
Imagination is more impt than knowledge. - A. Einstein
The reason pple sweat is so they wont catch fire when making love. -Don Rose
Sex at age 90 is like trying to play pool with a rope. - Geroge Burns
Legs are a girls best friend. But sometimes, even bestfriends need to be apart. - some dumb male.
God will give you the whole-body-orgasm when you die if you spend your life in divine foreplay. - Graffito
HAHA overkill. gdnigt!

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