Thursday, November 30, 2006

poetry in motion.

In the beginning there was a song.
harmonious melodious classicalous

ping ping pong
fing fang fong

then somebody
his hand so itchy
he push the button and OO!
BABY.

things got naughty.
soo wilson gunna git ay spanky frum zee mummy

everybuhday say yoyoyo wit me now c'mon!
yo (boomboom boomboom)
Yoyo(boomboom boomboom)
YOYOYO (boomboomboom shakalakaboom!)

things got naughty
(things got naughty)
wilson git a spanky
(wilson git a spanky)

hit it one mo time m' brudda.
i aint feelin da love enuff no
NO NO NO

whoa oo whoa yeeeeaaaa....
*tambourine solo*

:( i aint a rapper man.
okay ENOUGH goodnight.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Me Leedle Brassiere.

wilson
fat eyes baby!
pyi phyo brainy

went out with cheresa and wilson today.
my hair was quite alright
tolerance level .. pretty good
birds were chirping flowers were blooming..
i was.
in the mood.

to annoy my brother beloved.
called him dumdum/dongdong all the way home.
sang every song/nursery rhyme i knew with dumdums and dongdongs.
got desperate.
told him bout the dumlephants and dongkeys in the zoo.
talked to him in a disgusting accent
kept asking him if he liked it
but he wouldnt talk to me :(
told him that our house's in Dover.
and we've always lived in dover HELLO!?
got him a little confused:)
managed to get him so mad he headbutted me.
i got mad too
and went "fine. i wont give you any attention then."
im the elder sister
show some respect man
im gonna be the one helping you get the girls man
not your pokemon.
and so he ran the last 50 metres home.
wee wee wee
away from me.
went out again
to centrepoint with mama
(im S-I-CK of that place)
came home and
brotherbull became brotherstrawberryshortcake
"jiejie. you wanna slp now? let's go slp!:)))))<3<3<3"

"NO. close the door. you're wrecking my aircon." <3

i keenda liked today :)

Sunday, November 26, 2006

zhngmychia.blogspot.com


BF3 + NaF -->
a) 8(
b) 0-----
c) tsk.

damnit man! i cant stop procrastinating. i wanna leave singapore in P to the E to the A C E EXCLAMATIONMARK yo! ohgod. anyway everything's like half done.. i feel like such a ban tu er fei-errrrrrr. cannot! i wanna be a.. um. hahhaha. tu fei meng jing-er??

alright the truth of the matter is this entry is just some disgusting attempt at running away frm my chem ws. i wanna just quit and become a baker/rapper..like FEE FI FO FUM YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUM.. checkitout.*pose*

anyway, the texas chainsaw massacre with kimberly in very soon :) xXoOxo
and um, 3d nightmare before xmas with wilson even sooner.

and btw, i wanna be D to the E to the L I C I O U S..
and btwbtw, i want a more fulfilling holiday. like come a step closer to nirvana or something, seriously.
& btw your butt la, get back to work monique!

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Whose Jerk?

my jerk

Friday, November 24, 2006

shutuplasongjun.


xiangting. being herself.

i hate feeling jealous
its like one of the most disgusting feelings
but how the hell do you curb it man


8(i need a bigger heart <_________________________________3
and i need to be contented with who i am.

OWELL!
ive always wanted to be able to write in beautiful prose
or just have a sudden surge of inspiration/emotion/WHATEVER and puke out a pretty poem
one day 8)

you know
i dont really like being 17
at 17 i feel my dreams are grounded..
my sensitivity heightened
my conviction wavered
my social skills a little fucked up
my eyes closed
and im not as nice towards my little brother anymore i dont know why.

but at 17 i
haha. i dont know.
ive got much to be thankful for still. gotta keep reminding myself!


that was not an attempt at being poetic btw.
ive been having a fetish for dumplings and short stuff.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

"i am ugly but i am so yummy." - peanutbuttercookie

at first the cookies looked decent then we got tired & they started becoming indecent

today i baked cookies for 11 hours straight
400 cookies. peanut butter cookies.
maybe this is a calling
to quit school
and bake cookies
FOREVER

they better sell or else i'll just be so ughed.

I SMELL LIKE A COOKIE NOW :)

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

20th November 2005

on the first day of the week i...
tried on some clothes for a wedding
and decided it doesnt go 8(
so im prolly gonna do an anti parishilton and fashion repeat. cos.. i hate paris hilton...yeah and i also waited for 4eva for someone to change..BORWING.
oh and i bumped into Fili after too yearzzzzz
also caught step up with cheresa and beautiful..and almost got pangsehed by notsobeautifulanymore for her bf.
haha what a disgusting narration.
but it was a pleasant day my babies!

19th November 2005



Hey Momma !

Shake that thang!

i love this dress. i know abit auntie la but its SO CUTEEEE. and the price tag also very cute. only 80 bucks. Freak.

waiting for mum to finish trying her ahma clothes.

These shoes

are so gorgeous. but they like. cost more than the. dress. freak.

goodshoes say byebye to blisterS!

Saturday, November 18, 2006

dont think like a bitch, think like a cupcake.





miss you like crazy

If i could be anything in the world...

id be the eiffel tower.

or a musician. a drama teacher. the owner of a vineyard. ( the CEO of esplanade yeaaaahhhhhh!!!)
nothing radical, but still almost impossible.


All the talk bout taking risks, stepping out, living life to the fullest and what shits.
not like we dont want to
its just that circumstances stifle us damnit.

it makes me feel so resentful sometimes you know...
stupid burmese government, stupid cosmopolitan country, stupid elitist system, stupid myopic adults.
but i gotta remember i dont live life for myself man..
i cant smile if they're not happy.

and actually, my life's pretty good already why am i complaining! CONTENTMENT baby.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

2.5 more essays.

on the phone with.

i wanna stand atop a tall mountain.
but not so tall though

doesnt have to touch the clouds
and no need for snow
just a good view

AND A FEELING SO FREE
liberate me.




monicamonica whats going on in there yo.
a bucketfull of F U :) K ?

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

i dreamt bout burma and burgers



i dont know if this is what i want

i kinda liked waking up just thinking bout nothing in particular.

and wtf. was it really not good enough or are my expectations too high. pple were like "goodjob" and i felt like rolling my eyes.

haha WHATEVER go eat ur breakfast. nachos and milo.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

make me mrs peterpan.

wouldnt it be nice if your nose were ice cream!

the case of the little broken car. HAHA



went to ikea to get some wine glasses for the fac outing and cheresa came along and we took the wrong bus and got onto a lousy cab and got drenched in the rain and MARC MALONE YOU SHOULD TREAT HER BETTER and i love the ice cream at ikea 8)

hmm. what else do i love.

  • fruit juice. 10o% NO preservatives or colouring.
  • Mint chocolates. the thin thin kind.
  • sushi with family. and james.
  • shiny legs.
  • pleasant suprises
  • cloudy days
  • VANILLAAAAA!!! ooo yummy.. vanilla perfume, vanilla candles, vanilla lip balm. vanilla boyfriend.
oh i rmb my vanilla fantasy..

8( i feel nostalgic reading my old freako blog. side track a little.. courtesy of 14 year old monica8)

"4)yong xian... shez such a bitch. but thats MISS Bitch to u.shez been my irritating lab partner, queen paranoia as my home econs sista, and the nervous lark in front of me during exams. u HAVE to love her. shez tt type of gurl hu keeps getting u to repeat the same jokes OVER and OVER again if she likes it. n she laffs realllllyy realllyy hard EVERYTIME..."

and now we dont even say hi. i rmb on valentines' day 2004 her letter was the only one which made me tear though 8)

hey cheresa! found this too! From me to your jello, with love. haha

"Oh! here're the 10 things u never knew u never knew bout monsieur jello.

1) yellow jello's actually the sticky stuff that slid off this old man called dominic mandini's throat. but no one's got the heart to tell him that. he thinks hez spermicide. get a life. spermicides r waaay cooler than u'll ever be ....
2) jello owes bobbAy 52 bucks. he used it to buy antennaes. he sez it makes him feel smarter. and he also told me not to tell anyone that he wiggles the antennaes evry nite hoping the tooth fairy would come visit him. he told bobbAy not to tell anyone. so im not gonna tell u.
3) Jello picks his ears for a living. the whole " i help out at the club for needy gigolos" story is a hoax.
..."

OO! and i found this too.
in 2003. here are the 6 things i said id do if i had 20 million bucks.

set up a mini animation company. for wat i dont noe
find myself a lil hut in the middle of a soooooper nice beach with yummy lkin water...and row my boat to get to schl evrydae. and just incase i get tired. id get a hunky slave to row my boat for me.
set up my own chocolate factory where they manufacuture exclusive spongebobsquarepants chocolate.
pay aaron carter to feed me my spongebobsquarepants chocolates.
buy my mom all the diamonds she wants.
get my dad MORE spongebobsquarepants and scoobydoo boxers.
buy half the shopping mall with a personal shopping bag carryin slave.
donate the rest of the money to deprived kids in 3rd world countries.

p/s..my slaves gotta be dipped in vanilla every morning."

I dont want a mini animation company and aaron carter anymore though. and i cant believe ive loved spongebob since 4EVA! he's my Rambo.

okay another one.. i was so crappppppppppppppE! i almost forgot.

Prices:24$ for a lifetime of jello-sults. how cool is that?anti-bobbAy members hu have realized the folly of their ways shall be taken under my wing n i, Reverend master IN, shall guide them on their road to nirvana, where they shall live in a tree. Only by living in a tree can one seek what one is seeking.

oh god.

i think i sounded like a totally different person. now i think nirvana can only be attained by meditating and starving yourself to death.

"i wish bush gave saddam tons of ecstasy, took some himself, drowned together in a room filled with bootylicious babes and partied all nite. then maybe they'd be great pals. WTF!!! nah. i just hope i finish this darn assignment well."

AWwwwww.and i found this too 8)

todae sumthing ultra sweet happened. i helped my brother and his buddy, huz also my cousin(different one) pass the levels in that dumbass game CRASH BANDICOOT. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAARRRR!!!! then they were soooo happy. my cousin was like. "WAAAHHHH!!!! jie jie swangyee ur sooo cool." and my bro was like "yea man!!! i love u jie jie!!!" which was soooper sweet coz my brother is the 2nd shyest wen i cums to saying he loves sumone. im the 1st. i think.anywae....yeah..so tt was sweet.but as for wat my kuz said, i cant trust him. hez always suckin up to me.( in that innocent way) one time i just got up from bed, my hair was wwwaaaayyy waaayy waaayyy messier than usual and i lked like sum sick carrot stick. but then tt kuz(gerald) was like " waaahhhhh!!!! u look sooo pretty jie jie swangyee." then im like" UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......." but i liked it. hehehehehehehehehehe. "

ono.. this wasnt meant to be so lONGG. goodnight.

Friday, November 10, 2006

06S63 class shallot.

Back from my class chalet we had like the most awesome bbq. The bbqers got FED as they bbqed, beat that baby! andandand we had food like OCTOPUSESSS.
Then at 2 30 am sehqin fulfilled his very-long-dearly-awaited ice cream treat. Strawberry sundae more strawberry less ice cream please 8)
Then at 4am we played uno stacko by the pits. then we started building stuff with the uno blocks. I built a temple and a zoo. Yien built a rocket and idontknowwhatyoucallthose. and kimberly built tall unidentifiable ugly structures.
basically, that's all i really rmb. the rest is just a blur im freakin tired!
im waiiitttinnngggggg 8(

Thursday, November 09, 2006

lets play TOUCH.


haha i just HAVE to get this down.

a few hours ago hc touch played at M1's rugby tournament and we WHACKED THEM SILLY!
We're the champs YO!hahahha.

it was the only comp i didnt screw up in 8)
Getting braver huh monica i like it!





im numbedfor now
but you could make me love you

Monday, November 06, 2006

HOBNOBS

after dinner at with the family
the brosieblue sashay!
havent spent time with my brother in a long while yesterday was nice8)
"jiejie what time you coming home?"
"im not sure why?"
"um. can you come home earlier mama wants to go shopping with us."
"are u serious?"
*long pause*
"actually i just want you to play soccer with me8( "
he sounds so cute over the phone8(((( makes me feel like a lousy sis.
but that's over the phone..in person he's damn gross! hahahah. farts in my face.OH PLEASE.
oh and i realised my brother's always in that orange shirt. like my parents never buy him clothes like that. yeah!! and he always wears this pair of oscar the grouch boxers which has BACK OFF printed over the booty. but that one he has to wear to death cos i got them for him.
omg what am i talking about.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

seriously!

Qq. tenghweehehehe. and monicahahaha.
Stellybombelly
hot tall and plain stupid.
Oh kimkini!

Yesterday was a day out on Singapore's lousy beach with my classmates. But lousy beach with lovely people makes it more than okay. A foot massage from pamela, confessions from weiqin, touch with lix, tummy slapping with stelly, voyeuring the boylies and im too lazy to list. we should do this more often 8)

and yesterday i found out what a heartache feels like.
cute.

But then i realised id been deluded bout how much this meant to him. so yesterday's yesterday, and today's
swimming. steaming. islandcreamerying. hardriving.

anticipating.




Looking forward to:
better days
better people
my heart's open.
(8AWESOME

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Stolen

We watch the season
Pull up it’s own stakes
And catch the last weekend
Of the last week
Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced
Another sun soaked season fades away

Watch you spin around
In your highest heels
You are the best one
Of the best ones
And we
All
Look
Like
We
Feel

- Dashboard Confessionals

Goodnight monica8)

Thursday, November 02, 2006

17

Stolen

Displaced

& Powerless


Never thought i could feel like this
and it sucks.




i wish you could read my mind cos i cant find the words.
Okay im off for sushi!